Muh fuckahs wannah scratch ah muh fuckahs ride up because,
"That shit niggah you loved that car more than me mothah fuckah! Now what! Flat tires all around niggah! Can't see out them shields on any side, front, back, left side, right side...now what!?..."
Cut all that pathetic bullshit out!
Simple solution with proper and minimal cost!
With no jailtime!
A quartah of ah cup,
(Or more if yah feelin gangstah and really hate thah muckah! But a lil goes ah long ass muh fuckin way! I'm just tellin yah!)
Of fish sauce, in the vehicle's interior vents, located right below the front windshield! And apply every three months or so!? Until yah get bored and move thah fuck on! Listen!? Ain't no bitch gonnah ride up in that muh fuckah aftah yah through applicating this malfeasance! And his boys gonnah rag on his sorry ass! "God damn niggah! Kindah nasty bitch you have up in this muh fuckah!?"
Fish Sauce son!
Ain't nothin nice!
And Squid Fish Sauce runnin a lil ovah three bucks! And you gonnah use thah rest of that shit afterwards, in spaghetti sauce, Nuoc Mam (for salads and pastas)... ?!
Winnin all around Playesses and Playahs!
But don't do that shit!
It's borderline evil!
Unless it's gotten like that!?
I hope not!?
Cause it ain't nothin nice at all until yo ass decides tah gets rid of that now perpetual fish smellin muh fuckin vehicle that you don't know how thah Holy fuck it had gotten like that fucking foul! So fuckin fast!...But yah gonnah get rid of that shit! Like in thah next week!
Borderline evil shit! But effective as fuck! And it beats jailtime with minimal effort Playesses and Playahs!
Ain't nothin nice at all!
Uhm!
Don't do it!?
Cause if yah loved that tired ass muh fuckah at all!?
Don't fuckin do it!
Cause his ass is gonnah have tah buy anothah 'fresh' joint!
Cause automobile insurance ain't gonnah payout jUSt because of yo nasty ass chosen smelly ass ways muh fuckah!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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