Monday, March 20, 2023

Sit! Depress! Sit! Home!

 I used tah work on the eastside near 30th and Mitthoeffer! Well, if yah know thah area there were only three places tah eat for lunch! Around I70 and Post Road, 38th Street and Post Road or up and along East Washington Street near Washington Square Mall! Anyway...I was working full-time at this optical lab only makin $13.50 an hour with my Black 'Butler University' degreed havin ass! Andy, my manager's words, "Don't worry! I know the entry pay isn't that much! But'll I'll get you where I promised you, "19.50 an hour'!

Three months latah! Still ah broke ol Black sorry ass! Six months latah, even ah brokah one! So, you know ah niggah like me, an ol niggah's broke! 

'Andy you said you'd get me where you promised?'

"I know Meredith but they just put out a memo since COVID! We can't give any raises!?"

Three months latah ah niggah was ghost!...

"Well, what that got tah do with eatin places on thah east muh fuckin side, which, mister man yo ass started tah talk about!?"

Niggah's old! Shit!

Okay, check it!

I was ah broke ass! Read it! Broke! Anyway, but ah niggah had ah job! Anyway, ah niggah had tah find thah most  reasonable place tah eat! 

"Well, why didn't you just take your lunch!"

Thirty-minutes...an hour! Don't give ah fuck! Get thah fuck away from that bitch for ah time! 

"Well, you could eat your lunch in your car!"

Fuck you! 

Get thah fuck away, sit and eat!

Go back!

Now yo ol Black ass lookin at jUSt four more hours of ah part-time sorry ass job!

Anyway, yah got McDonald's on 38th Street and Post Road!

Then , yah got McDonald's on Washington Street near Mitthoeffer!

"The fuck you going to McDonald's son?"

Uh! Cause ah niggah's broke! And ah McDouble with extra pickles and Fries ah little ovah three bucks and some change!? Twenty-four pack of watah yah keep in thah muh fuckin trunk!? Bam! And ah niggah's broke!? And satisfied until He can get his broke sorry ol Black ass back

Home!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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