Yards per carry = How many dicks have you sucked?
Tackles = How many muh fuckahs didn't want to pay?
Yards per pass = Didn't suck or fuck 'em he only had five dollahs!?
Touchdown = Ah muh fuckah was willin tah pay five hundred dollahs for, when they could have gotten that same bj for sixty! Shit! You can go down. But you can't go up!...
Yea-ah!
Owners are
Pimps!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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