Fuck wrong with US!?
I'm bein serious My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs! Muh fuckahs come in lookin at "Versace" frames and shit! Lookin at least three hunard just for thah frame! Not even talkin bout thah muh fuckin lenses! Buyin thah shit, with the PALs (Progressive Addition Lenses), Anti-reflective thrown on there! With Blue Light Filter? 'Retinal Bliss or Prevencia?!' Retinal Bliss, you say? Magnifique! Oh, Transitions you say?! Multifocal Poly only comes in 'Graphite Green', 'Brown', or 'Gray'! Or you can go for thah X-Tra active that will always have ah lil tint on thah inside? X-Tra active Graphite Green you say!? Can do!
That'll be One thousand-four-hundred and sixty-six dollars! A discount? Only if you'd have had your exam here? So? How would you like to pay!? HSA 'Visa' card!? Even better!...
My ignant niggahs! And yo sorry ol Black ass just wants tah tell thah muh fuckahs before their sorry asses say, "Let's do it!" Uhm! For real Playahs and Playesses! That's ovah ah niggahs take-home in ah muh fuckin month!?
God damn!
This niggah gonnah suggests ah shitload of savings for yo broke Black sorry asses!
Buy yo shit on-line!
Or at muh fuckin
Cost**!
And that designer bougee shit be fuckin damned!
How many muh fuckin niggahs workin for "Luxottica"!?
Yeah muh fuckahs!
Ovah fourteen hunard and thah niggah said 'Let's do it!"?
"Essilor" nor "Luxottica"!
"Versace -Dewayne Wade!?"
What? Black ass sorry has-been less old muh fuckah!
Ain't thought three shits about US niggahs!
Uhm! Anyway...
Yeah, let's do this muh fuckah!
Cause it ain't my shit
Gettin thrown thah fuck away!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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