I ain't no stockholder, no alumnus...from Clemson, no shit like that. But my old Black ass has always lliked and watched College football most of my old life! Fuck thah NFL! The NFL is really boring as fuck! But College football! Now that's always been some exciting hyped shit! I mean, shit! The NCAA Basketball Tournament is the Greatest spectacle in sports! College football is second! Anyway...
Dabo's demise came when his sorry ass replaced quaterback Kelly Bryant who had waited his turn tah start, and old Dabo fucked that niggah and put, the great White Tigers' FTM hope ,Trevor Lawrence as that YOUng Black Man's replacement! Flat out lied to Mr. Bryant about all this waitin your turn recruitin ill conjured...blah, blah, blah...all fuckin bullshit ill speak! I mean, shit! These head college football coaches USed tah stand by their words to these YOUng college talented players to ride the bench because of the powerhouses' bein nationally televised and shit! Now, all of'em lyin like ah weathered rug! Anyway...
Thah powerhouse universities of American college football all strugglin because of thah many sports media outlets that US can watch just about any D1 team on some God damned network! Don't need no powerhouse team tah be viewed on national television!
Fuck!
No!
And with thah
RighteoUS
Transfer Portal and
NIL...thanks tah Edward Charles O'Bannon and shit!
These old school coaches hath been righteoUSly exposed and shit! I mean, shit, Saban saw it comin! He fucked over Jalen Hurts in favor of Tua! Then his coachin demise started! Subsequently, righteously retired and shit! Fuck 'im! Adios sorry ass muh fuckah! Anyway...
These powerhouse college football programs were housing/benching numeroUS of very talented YOUng football athletes to have them, "Wait your turn."! And could have been starters on other D1 teams not nationally televised at the time. Anyway...Them YOUng muh fuckUS turn came up...still ridin thah bench or in Mr. Bryant's case, replaced by ah White YOUng FTM muh fuckah!? And Bryant's stats were fuckin solid as fuck! Uhm!...
Dabo ain't evah been ah fuckin coach! Like thah rest of thah OG coach overseers! Like thah rest of 'em! He was an excellent merchant of overloading his roster with talented football sport slaves with promises of starting then subsequent national exposure while ridin thah fuckin benchUS with their very talented YOUng assUS! After lying, especially to Kelly Bryant who went to Missouri and...Uhm! Bryant would've been in the NFL if Dabo hadn't fucked 'im! And dumb idiot Dabo decided not even tah send Mr. Bryant ah National College Football Team's ring! Dumb ass Dabo decided that ill ass shit, though Bryant played like four games in that season before saying, "Deuces" to Clemson...uhm...
Fuck you Dabo! Fuck you! Fuck you! Worthless lyin sonsahbitch! Now...you're showin yo ass ain't evah been no fucking coach! Only a "coach" that was replete with ah bench-full of talented Human sports' college football gold! Now, that bench done turned intah mostly silver and copper becaUSe of your dumb Dabo's way them YOUng pitiful muh fuckahs had to go!
Well...you are welcome, you sorry fucker! And...bye you sorry ass worthlUSs muh fuckah! And still arrogant, ignorant, non-coachin and entitled as fuck! Uhm.
If Clemson doesn't fire him in the next three weeks...Clemson jUSt holdin on tah that sorry ass free college nigger slave players fucked up thing of thah ill college slavery system football's past!
And that's fucked up!....
(Peace! More to come...)
