Still laughin!
Ah fuckin Pickleball accident!? Didn't even click on some shit! Fucking absurd!
That Webb dead-ass muh fuckah was for some UN-Global fuckin
Clean-up!
Don't give one US broke ass fuck!
Too old, too tired, too Black and yes, way too muh fuckin broke!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Sunday and Monday were thah shits...and vomits! On thah muh fuckin broke ass real! And an old niggah fuckin hates doin both!
"Well, shittin is ah natural thing! Now that vomitin shit?! Fuck! No!"
Exactly!
Thah fuck?! Thinkin bout what an old niggah ate tah make my old ailin Black ass shit and vomit like that fucked up shit?! Wasn't nothin nice! Nothin nice at thah fuck all! This mornin felt tired as fuck vomitin for more than three hours and shitting for more than thirty-three hours ovah thah past forty-eight hours! Not coninuoUS shit! But enough where my asshole was like, "Old niggah! Don't wipe one more God damned muh fuckin time! Just sit here for ah while!"! And I did! Fuck it! Anyway...
Damn?!
So glad them shits and vomits have severely quelled! Anyway...
Contaminated beer some shit!? CaUSe an old niggah don't eat much ah day and shit at thah fuck all!
Fuck!
No!
(Peace! More to come...)
"We're in talks with Iranian officials... - President Donald Trump"!
This Global script is funny as fuck!
Why thah Holy fuck would religioUS
Iran have conversations with one of UN's many
Global
Luciferian practicin
Heathen
Devils?!
And Iran had chosen tah become back in 1945 an UN Global Devil their damned selves!? So...them fuckin Iranians know what thah fuck's evilly and globally up!
Thah fuck's an old broke ass ailin niggah missin and shit my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS?! Thah Global hypocrisy irritates an old broke niggUS' ass somethin terrible! Itchin and shit! Thah fuck!?...
(Peace! More to come...)
All fuckin bets are off! How did sacrificed twin Elvis Presley sing,
"It's Now or Never"!
Them evil muh fuckin Globalists done took ah leap of evil faith! I can dig it! Muh fuckin evil despicable commies gettin too old! Them old heathens want tah witness thah evil broken New World,
Genesis! And them sorry ass rich muh fuckahs can't wait any fuckin longah! CaUSe their time is about up! I mean, shit! Go head with y'alls desperate degenerate stupid nasty asses! But this absurd evil fucked up shit invadin righteoUS Biblical
Iran ain't gonnah turn out too swell at thah fuck all!
Fuck!
No!...
(Peace! More to come...)
my old Black ass knows I done said some shit I shouldn't have said when my
Wife says, "Babe!?"! or when my
Daughter says, "Dad!?"!
Then I USually stop talkin and recollect...okay,
"I'm sorry. But you know me. I'm just talkin freely with the people I love. That's all. Who else am I goin to talk to that will listen to my crazy shit but the people who I love?"! And whether I'm conversin with one of 'em or both of 'em, they both have thah same muh fuckin response every God damned time:
"Well, you need to find another way to say that."! What y'all got? Ah fuckin script?! God damnit tah fuck! I mean, shit!
It's ah learnin curve, even with my Loved Ones of what tah speak freely about!
But an old ailin niggah still learnin bout some proper conversin shit even with the people I dearly Love and shit! God fuckin damn! I jUSt hope an old niggah gets this conversin shit right before ah niggah dies?! But believe it or not Sonshines?!
Them two Beautiful Women keeps an old ailin fucked up speakin broke ass niggah in check! And
That's ah beautiful muh fuckin thing my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!
Oh, yes it is!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I mean, shit! In every novel or non-fiction book that I've read, them sorry ass muh fuckUS nevah write about, smells! Or how did these broke ass muh fuckUS wipe their asses aftah shittin?! What did them broke ass muh fuckUS USe tah wipe?!...
Is that wipin shit off of ah broke muh fuckUS' ass post defecation ah new fuckin thing?!...my old Black ass hopes thah fuck not! CaUSe God damnit tah fuck! Flies would have been all ovah US' broke assUS back in thah day without wipin!...
Or maybe like these quadrupeds! US broke assUS pulled US' pants down, or dressUS up, squatted and dropped it like it was hot some shit! Pulled US' pants up and dressUS down and kept it movin!?...Uhm!
How thah fuck do thah Inuits piss and do-thah-doo?! Minus 33 degrees outside! Them broke assUS'... US 're suggestin tah me goes out in that fucked up coldnUSs shit tah drop ah log or piss?! Vagina, balls, piss and shit frozen like ah muh fuckah in frozen suspension!...
(Peace! More to come...)
There's this muh fuckah in my old broke Black ass mind that challenges me every fuckin day! God damnit! Thah fuck?!
US is here! Fightin thah good fuckin broke ass fight! Thah fuck?!
"You were highly rude, what you said about me just now! I need an apology."
Thah fuck did an old niggah think! CaUSe I ain't said shit!
"Exactly! All of these insurmountable thoughts just heard the way you treat and have treated me! God damnit! And I shall not stand for that! I don't deserve that at all!"
Thah fuck?! You right! I'm sorry!
""Uh...you didn't write it like you meant it! Just suggesting?"
You are correct. I'm sorry.
"Yeah old ass muh fuckah! Now that's what's up!"!
Good Lawd!
What thah Holy fucked up conjured fuckin fuck done happened tah US broke assUS?!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Aftah answerin that shit!
This muh fuckin
Life becomes
Not
Easy!?
Fuck!
No!
But
Manageable!
And that's ah beautiful muh fuckin Our Father's broke ass thing my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!
Ah beautiful grown ass muh fuckin US broke ass chosen Our Father's muh fuckin thing!
Shine thah fuck on!!!
(Peace! More to come...)
I don't believe in preppin material shit! But...an old niggah is preppin some material shit! Shoot me God damnit tah fuck! Don't give one fuckin US broke ass fuck! But, fuck that, real old timey wipin US' broke assUS with burlap, leaves, foliage...
Fuck!
No!
An old niggah shall need
Toilet Paper!
"Well?! Old ass muh fuckah! What happens when yo old ass and your Family runs out of 'necessary' toilet paper?!"
I mean, shit! Fuck!... Fuck it!...Yeah! You right! Ah broke ailin old ass niggah and family...
I guess shall have tah resort tah, God fuckin forbid, burlap, leaves and foliage!
And that's fucked up! Anyway.... Again...
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray!
(Peace! More to come...)
And thah major US propagandized villain USed tah be evil
Mother
Russia!
Now, Iran?!
How thah fuck does that evil fucked up UN-Global commie shit work?!
But them evil nasty ass degenerates shall USe whatevah disposable villain necessary for this
NWO/Global broke ass
Agenda 2030
Fuck-all tah stay evilly
True!
US broke assUS best believe as
True!
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray.
(Peace! More to come...)
There shall not evah be anothah muh fuckah tah think like individual
US!
Fuck!
No!
Too many broke ass variables involved! Biblical "Tower of Babel" perhaps?! Anyway...
So...
A.I.
Is ah fuckin sorry ass funky fucked up horribly fallible MANmade mental
Conditioned
Clone!
Not US Humans' thoughts! MANmade thoughts sans ah fuckin righteoUS soul!
"They not like us! They not like us! They not like us! - Kendrick Lamar"....
(Peace! More to come...)
"Then just kill yourself old ass muh fuckah! Since, you hate this life so fuckin much!"!
I can dig that righteoUS shit! God damned muh fuckin skippy! But ah niggah didn't do that shit in time! Without living, loving consequences! Ye...
Ah broke ass niggah decided tah be apart of
Human
Creationism!
Then an old niggah decided tah get Married!
And subsequent tah
Creation(s) and marry...I mean, shit...
Suicide just got
Fucked!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I listen tah broke ass muh fuckUS on ah regulah that are hardcore Democrats and hardcore Republicans and shit! I don't say too much, maybe ah "For real?" here and ah "Seriously?!" there tah keep 'em talkin! I mean, shit! Thah muh fuckin worst thing tah do is tah state ah fuckin opinion either way! Fuck that shit! Keep askin questions! Learn ah fuckload about US! Anyway...
Funny as fuck! Muh fuckUS talkin that rah-rah shit for whatevah muh fuckin party they rockin!
Rock thah fuck on!
But, I mean, shit!
Not this broke muh fuckin old ass ailin niggah!
Fuck!
No!
These sorry ass muh fuckin evil US FED And US State commies are United...as in Nations!
Them evil sonsabitches could care less about US broke assUS!
So...fuck 'em!
my old Black ailin ass shall always stay until I die with thah winning team without waverin:
TRULY
AMERICAN
BROKE
ASS
US!
Now, that's what's up!
(Peace! More to come...)
Oh, this foul ass UN-Global fucked up shit is about tah hit stateside!
Can't US jUSt witnUSs this shit in US,
"Iran, knocks out power grids in over half of the US!"
"This is the third strike on US soil of power grids being taken out that Iran has accomplished!"...
Cut off broke ass "cellphone addicted" communications!
CaUSe US chaos with no cellphone or internet capabilities!
Subsequently, an evil worry-free walk in thah US national park! Uhm!
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray!
(Peace! More to come...)
That's what these UN-Global sorry ass degenerates want! 'Membah old WEF foundah and Ex-Chairman, Klaus "Ugly Ass" Schwab stated, "You will own nothing. And be happy."!
That's some commie world UN-Global fucked up shit! And this maniacal commie evil shit just keeps on fuckin absurdly rollin!
Next stop:
"UN-Global World Commie Sinister Land! All aboard!"!
Now, that's fucked up!
(Peace! More to come...)
I'm grateful tah be ah witnUS! But...I'm really not! Fuck that lyin ass fucked up bullshit! Wanted tah check thah fuck out of this muh fuckah ah long fuckin time ago...Ye...here my old broke Black sorry ailin ass still be!
Thah fuck?!
'What thah fuck...Father?!'
(crickets)...
(Peace! More to come...)
Fuck!
No!
Grown ass muh fuckin Men! And most of 'em fuckin UN-Global pedophile commies!
Them sorry ass evil muh fuckin degenerates don't need US' broke ass help tah save their "good" name!
Fuck!
No!
All them sorry ass muh fuckahs needs tah do is start doin thah
Right
US sovereign thing for US! Fuck thah UN-Global bullshit! For fuckin US!
That's all!
But muh fuckahs doin wrong have always needed an exorbitant amount of sorry ass
Cosigners and shit!
And US broke ass muh fuckUS cosignin for them nasty ass muh fuckUS like ah muh fuckah! And US' broke!
Now that's fucked up!
Just ah broke ass suggestion, fuck'em!
(Peace! More to come...)
Why thah fuck does my old Black ailin broke ass love thah word:
Verily!?
Has ah certain whimsy tah it, doesn't it?! Anyway...
(Peace! More to come...)
These muh fuckUS could fuckin write back in thah day! Read some novels from past times and shit! "A Tale of Two Cities," "The Count of Monte Cristo,"... Beautiful written prose! But then, an old niggah started really thinkin 'bout some shit! That's why muh fuckin scribes that wrote for these Kings, Queens...or whatevah thah historical fuck! Had thah fuck be on-point! Can't be fuckin up important information tah anothah nation, country, kingdom...with thah fuck dual meaning!
Fuck!
No!
One and done! Your writin shit had tah be perfect! Written, verified and, now, sent and sanctified! Uhm!
Our Father's speed
Beautiful broke ass
US.
(Peace! More to come...)
Live long enough in this muh fuckah, that's bullshit all day long! In fact my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS them bitchUS get clearer, more fine tuned, sharpened...not that ovah time US starts addin some bullshit tah some important memory conveyed ovah and ovah thoughout US' lives, tah make it sound bettah!
Fuck!
No!
No...Check it? Thah oldah my old Black broke ailin ass gets! Thah more time I have tah not only do retrospection but also introspection! Without thah YOUthful mental chaos back in thah day! And that Sonshines, is ah humbling Human beautiful muh fuckin old broke ass thing! Oh, yes it is!...
(Peace! More to come...)
These college so called "purist" talkin bout thah 'Ho's should have nevah been
Pimp free with thah advent of the proper NIL - TP and shit!?
Makes an old broke ailin niggah laugh like ah muh fuckah!
I mean, shit!
Money makin pimps wants tah keep makin money off of their money
"Free" collective stable of
Whores tah keep the pimps
Drivin Caddies, livin large and shit! When thah 'Ho's 're barely survivin and shit!
That's been thah Collegiate pimp game forevah!
But...thah Collegiate Whores started understandin
Finally their righteoUS
Proper Human
Worth!
Fuck these degenerate low-down Collegiate pimps! Now...
Thah Whores have taken control of some fucked-up sports'
Slavery pimp shit!
And these sorry ass muh fuckin collegiate pimps are madder than shit! Get some!
Now, that's what's up!
Thank YOU and BIG ups,
Mr. Ed O'Bannon! Without YOU, them collegiate sports' Whores would have jUSt kept on bein unpaid college Whores!
Now that's fucked up!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Them US FED commies beatin US broke assUS thah fuck down! God damnit tah fuck! Inflation, weather modification, Iran/US/Israel war or whatevah thah fuck, Ukraine still whinin, Cuba, fucked up gas pricUS, Epstein again put on thah back burner...
And aftah all that negative shit ad nauseum them sorry ass evil UN-Global commie degenerates are throwin at US broke assUS my Dear Sweet SisUS and BrothUS! US shall still be fine Sonshines!
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray!
And US shall always be okay!
It is written!
So be it!
(Peace! More to come...)
Did my old Black broke ailin ass suggests readin this shit for comedy!?
Fuck!
Yes!
Fuckin hilarioUS shit! Ain't gonnah pay thah TSA?! Fuck it! Let's send in ICE!
Now, any sorry ass broke muh fuckah tryin tah hop on board, may jUSt hop in ah detention cell! Just made it hardah for these broke ass immigrants movin around in US! Ain't ah bad strategy. But still funny as fuck!...
(Peace! More to come...)
