Muh fuckUS wants tah come ovah here tah charge US sorry broke assUS
16 USDs for some fuckin "Pad Thai" full of broke ass noodle fillin shits!? Thah UNGlobal US nonsensical fucked up evil fuck?!
In Thailand thah shit ranges from 0.90 cents tah
6 fuckin USDs and shit?!
"Well, that's in Thailand!"! And an old broke ailin niggah could give one UNGlobal fuck! I mean, shit! If US wants tah start talkin bout some UNGlobal shit!? Shouldn't US broke assUS start lookin at pricUS compared Globally sustainably? Anyway...
Mostly rice noodles at "Saraga" for 1.50 per pound! Along with ah lil "Pad Thai" accoutrements!? For fuckin 16 USDs for ah fuckin ordah of Pad-fuckin-Thai...cheap broke ass fuckin rice noodles! Uhm! And my Wife still be orderin that shit! But, this broke ass niggah?!
Fuck!
No!
Same with fuckin Italian restaurants and shit! Barilla, Creamette, Store Brand...Don't cost ovah two USD's ah fuckin pound! And these Italian Restaurants wants tah charge ah broke niggah 19 fuckin USDs for 6oz of pasta and 2-3oz of meat sauce? Thah fuck my Black broke ass gonnah pay yo muh fuckin corporate ass for some fuckin like 1/3 of ah pound of spaghetti ($2 ah fuckin pound in stores) with meat sauce? (With all that tomato and ah lil meat roughly less than one USD for 2-3oz prepared?!) So lets righteoUSly broke ass vomit, three fuckin USDs, and these non-American muh fuckahs chargin ovah six times thah vig some shit?! With meat sauce and Pad Thai, barely infused with meat?! God damn!?...
And don't let US broke assUS evah forget! Thah soda that's like 10 cent price per fuckin serving or whatevah fuckin fountain restaurant soda, that US broke assUS are gouged for 2.50 USDs or more for ah fuckin 16oz diabetic infused fuckin soda! Oh, shit! Don't forget thah 20% USD broke ass service gratuity! So...
1/3 lb of pasta: 0.75 USDs. Rice noodles 0.50 USDs. Soda 0.10! Whatevah thah fuckin sorry ass ingredients, lets say, 2 USDs for Thai and Italian noodle shit infused intah thah shit, and that's bein generoUS! Thee Holy broke ass fuck! Ergo, Thai, Italian...noodle dishUS infused with whatevah thah fuck, at thah fuckin most.
4 USDs per servin restaurant costs!?
But US sorry broke assUS payin 16 tah 20 in-house per fuckin ordah of whatevah thah noodle fuck..., pick-up or with delivery add-on, anothah 6-12 USDs
"Door Dash"... for mostly, cheap ass muh fuckin belly-fillin broke ass noodles!? 30 USDS in some cassUS or more shits?! That about right?! Got it!...
Thah fucked up costs tah broke assUS fucked-up ratio, my old Black broke ailin ass aggegate, don't fuckin broke ass add thah fuck up at thah fuck all and shit Thah fuck's an old broke ailin niggah missin and shit?! And...
Thah fucked up conjured fuckin fucked up fuck done happened tah US broke assUS Sonshines?! Thah fuck?!...
(Peace! More to come...)