Now check it Sonshines?!
In thah movie there was this shit that everybody drank called "Brawndo" some shit! And these dumbed down ign'ant muh fuckUS, where US broke assUS gonnah be in thah near future, thought "Water" was jUSt for the toilet! Do US not witnUSs?!
A.I. Data Centers, Beverage Manufacturers...are USin all of US' potable water and shit!
So..."Brawndo" (Gatorade, Monster, Vitamin Water, Pepsi, Coke...) tah thah rescue tah solve all US' broke assUS thirsts! CaUSe plain old Human crucial H2O is borin as fuck and so passe!...Thah fuck?!
And my old broke Black ailin ass almost forgot thah best fuckin part:
"It has electrolytes."! (BIG SMILE)
God damnit tah fuck! Can't make this US FED/UN/NWO commie comedic predictive programming fucked up dastardly deviant shitshow up my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!
Fuck!
No!...
(Peace! More to come...)