FurioUS?!
US's alarms went off too early and too soon? Got it!
FurioUS?!
Fuck!
No!
The
Colts
vs
Commanders?
So glad an old broke ailin niggah didn't set his fuckin
US
Alarm tah wake thah fuck up for thah UN/US FED NFL Global commie sorry ass shitshow!....
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I mean, shit! I USed tah watch these college/univeristy and professional runnin backs goin straight out of bounds! And I'm like, 'Niggah! Put that foot in thah ground and 45 degree! 90 degree! Or whatevah thah degree fuck, that defensive ass!" And next!
But...with this fucked up technological age! UN-natural shit ain't that muh fuckin simple!
Fuck!
No!...
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Our Father's
Earth/Heaven gives energy back and protects when my runnin back ass plants and cuts! But...
UN-natural surfaces resists Human natural absorption; ergo,
Stays solid consistantly and does not give any energy back from the physical cutting response....
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But check it Sonshines? This is why this shit 's ah story!
So. When yo broke ass is ah runnin back, yah gots tah be able tah cut! 90 degrees, 45 degrees...or whatevah fuckin degrees fuck! If yah can't do that, US muh fuckin assUS should be on thah O-Line, D-Line, Punter, Kicker, Special Teams, Safety...Anyway...
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Woe be unto thah
ZJs!
And Bibi took y'alls sorry pitiful Israel asses there by UN complicity!...
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Once thah dumb muh fuckah gets fired from Clemson! Still refusin tah send Mr. Kelly Bryant his righteoUS "Championship Ring"and shit! And once Clemson gives his sorry ass his long awaited walkin papers...
Ol' Dabo shall be ah fuckin lowlife
No
Show in thah future of
College Football!
And it couldn't have happened tah ah more deservin no-count UN-civilized immoral sorry ass petty muh fuckah!
Send Mr Bryant his righteoUS shit muh fuckah! God damnit tah fuck! But...until then...
Get some you!
Next!???...
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I mean, shit!
US broke assUS as
One!?
Togethah?! With
One broke ass muh fuckin
Accord?!
Them degenerates shall not evah stop US broke assUS! CaUSe
These evil rich sorry nasty ass UN-commies are
Genetically
Retarded!
Don't give ah fuckin fuck! Too old, too tired and way too muh fuckin broke!
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray....
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"I don't get it."
I can dig that shit! BecaUSe yah shouldn't!
Fuck!
No!
That's what this here writing 's all about and shit!
It's ah story that an old niggUS' writin from memory. Can't jUSt sit up here typin ah fuckin story and instantly, you, one of two readers says tah oneself,
"Got it!"
SerioUSly?! Thah fuck?! For real?!...Read what I mean?...
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Watch these football players in whatevah fuckin category of position! Let's take thah runnin back position. Played it for four years in high school. Not bad at it. Tenth in thah city of Indianapolis, IN scoring in 1984, my senior year, playin for Crispus Attucks High School. And Coach Grundy, first name Harold, always said to me up until my Senior year,
"Hopson! The reason why I love your running style is because you're not only quick, but fast too! But God damnit son! You have to get more physical! That pretty shit only gets your ass so far! So let's work on that shit!"
my Senior year Coach Grundy was like, aftah me finishin ah run-play, "Now that's what I'm talkin bout Hopson!"! Anyway...
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Lived in US IN Indianapolis all my muh fuckin three-score broke ass life and shit! These sorry ass muh fuckUS goin tah be all rah-rah about this win in...fuckin
London! NFL, National Football League!
When thah fuck did
London become ah
State in thah
Nation of this great beautiful
USA?!
US Indianapolis, Indiana and Landover, Maryland could have benefitted monetarily greatly from those UN commie Global NFL/US FED fucked up now lost broken UK ends!..
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I mean, shit! Shit poppin off ovah there en France and shit on ah fuckin regular!
Mais,
Macron et Brigitte (Transgenre Extarordinaire)!?
Where thah fuck do y'all think y'all country was goin tah go?!
Up?! With ah First "Lady" as ah chick-with-a-dick?!
"Mais! Quoi? Michelle Obama! Grande Mike!"!
Uhm! Yo French muh fuckin ass got my old Black broke ailin ass there! I guess we're not far from bein UN-Commie fucked too! God damnit tah fuck!
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray...
(Peace! More to come...)
If yo sorry Head Coaching Clemson ass wants tah turn this fucked up shit around that yo sorry ass needed and chose?! Fuckin simple!
Send
Mr. Kelly Bryant his
RighteoUS
Championship
Clemson
Ring
God damnit! But...
Othah than that righteoUS shit, you sorry ass pathetic exposed non-coachin evil muh fuckah!
Get some you!...
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And these muh fuckin ill ass evil US FED commies wants tah federal law some
College Athletes once again tah some ill ass
Slavery shit
Converted and conjured intah ah
Sport?!
Thah fuck done went wrong with US Sonshines?! God damnit tah fuck!...
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He smiled broadly as he looked around their community located on the Westside of Indianapolis, conversing. No cell phones. No computers. People just eating and talking. Ten years later communication was dead, except for local Amateur Radio Operator devices operated by turning the self generator lever. As long as the lever was turned. There would be electrical communication and they had become lifesavers to the community....
He was born Saurday, 06January2007. But then he had just graduated from Butler University in 2030 when it happened.....
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I mean, shit! For US broke assUS entertainment is ah lil disposable income! Whethah it be art, movies, streamin services, internet, goin out tah eat, Comic-Con, gaming...mostly all made possible for US broke assUS with,
Credit cards and shit that US' has maxed out or is maxin thah fuck out! So...when US broke assUS have no more credit and definitely no more disposable income soon!
What thah fuck's gonnah happen tah all of these US broke assUS' lil disposable income backed: UN/US FED CIA Hollywood, Disneyland, Disney World, King's Island, actors, actresses, professional sports' athletes, restaurants, reataurant workers, bars, sport stadiums, hotels, vacation spots...all based off of US broke assUS lil disaposable income that US has been duped tah dispose of! Now that's fucked up! But...Fuck it! US broke assUS hath chosen jUSt this mind-fucked UN conditioned fuck-all! Good lawd!
Yeah! This US broke ass shit is about tah get real my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!
Live and in fuckin old ass commie "Panoramic-Technicolor" and shit! Uhm.
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray....
(Peace! More to come...)
If US broke assUS don't like thah business?
Don't go no fucking more!
Got food poisonin from eatin at ah restaurant?
Don't go no fucking more!
Pacers/Fever/Colts ...tickets gettin too pricey?
Don't go no fucking more!
Streaming service prices are absurd?
Cancel that ill as evil stealin "US Public Airwaves" and makin US pay for US' shit absurdity!
Beef prices gettin ridiculoUS?
Fuck beef!
Less than ah pound of potato chips costin more than ah pound of 80/20 ground beef?
Fuck ah chip!...
Thah fuck done went wrong with US Sonshines?!
Thah beauty about
Our Father's
Gifted
Human
Choice is:
US broke assUS don't have tah tell not anothah soul about why US jUSt stopped!
And thy truth shall
Prevail!
Amen.
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray....
(Peace! More to come...)
Excellent Vietnamese food! Been goin here off and on for ovah 25 years some shit! Anyway... my Black ass orders thah Vietnamese Pancake or the Rice Noodle Combination beef. Chow thah fuck down!
Read some of the reviews US broke ass muh fuckUS talkin bout Sizzling Wok's Chinese options that thah restaurant offers! I mean, shit! It's like goin tah Burger King givin ah bad review about their Chicken Nuggets! Them BK muh fuckUS ain't known for no God damn chicken! Do they have chicken options? Sure. Are they good? Shit my old ass couldn't even begin tah tell US! CaUSe I don't go tah ah known burger joint orderin ah fuckin chicken sandwich or some fuckin nuggets!
Fuck!
No!
So, if US goes tah Sizzling Wok, just ah suggestion Sonshines, order
Vietnamese food and ye shall not be disappointed!
Amen...
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Almost
Thirty fuckin sorry ass Hawkeye years Sonshines!
And that old ass
Loser shall
Never bring a
National
Championship in
Iowa!
Ever!
A fuckin
Loser is
A fuckin
Loser aftah
27 years! And every fuckin year thah sorry ass rah-rah Iowans toutin that tired ass broke ass shit, "We're going to win The National Championship this year baby!" Shiiiought! Thah fuck yo delusional Hawkeye sorry ass thinkin and shit?! NiggUS! It's been 27 fuckin years Sonshines! And Big Ten Championships for ah few years, ain't thah muh fuckin National Championship!
Fuck!
No!
His ratchet sorry ass coachin appoach hath not evah been worth dick for fuckin 27 fuckin years! God damnit tah fuck! Fuckin loser!
Thah fuck is an old ass muh fuckin non-Hawkeye, jUSt loves college football, broke ailin niggah missin and shit?!...
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Got sorry ass US broke muh fuckUS created six or more Children and shit! And fuckin broke!
Thah fuck done happened tah US Sonshines! I mean, shit! This old ass broke ailin sorry niggah can dig lovin tah fuck! But, God damnit tah fuck!
Them evil muh fuckUS got condoms, birth control, vasectomies...
CaUSe what thah fuck are US thinkin bringin these lil
PrecioUS
Children intah this fucked up known shit and fuckin
Broke!?
Thah fuck done went wrong with US my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!? God damnit tah fuck!...
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Went to a vape store. Thah muh fuckah got thah vape that I pointed to. He scanned thah shit. Swung thah credit card screen around with thah total and at thah bottom.
"20% Tip",
"15% Tip",
"10% Tip" and in ah small ass font
"no tip".
For jUSt purchasin ah fuckin MR FOG SWITCH POD tank? Hit,
"no tip"! Got my receipt. Picked up my tank!
And thah last muh fuckin time my old Black ass shall step up in that Transbitch! Fuck that noise!...
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Okay...y'all right and shit!
I mean, shit! Thah same muh fuckin thing can be said about most of these "Wolves in sheeps' clothing" fake ass muh fuckin abhorrent
US "Christian"
Religions! Uhm.
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray....
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President Trump's clone lookin and actin like,
"When the fuck am I going to get some fucking rest and reboot God damnit?!"!
my old Black sorry broke ailin ass loves that UN commie fucked up shit! Fuck it!
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray....
(Peace! More to come...)
