Almost
Thirty fuckin sorry ass Hawkeye years Sonshines!
And that old ass
Loser shall
Never bring a
National
Championship in
Iowa!
Ever!
A fuckin
Loser is
A fuckin
Loser aftah
27 years! And every fuckin year thah sorry ass rah-rah Iowans toutin that tired ass broke ass shit, "We're going to win The National Championship this year baby!" Shiiiought! Thah fuck yo delusional Hawkeye sorry ass thinkin and shit?! NiggUS! It's been 27 fuckin years Sonshines! And Big Ten Championships for ah few years, ain't thah muh fuckin National Championship!
Fuck!
No!
His ratchet sorry ass coachin appoach hath not evah been worth dick for fuckin 27 fuckin years! God damnit tah fuck! Fuckin loser!
Thah fuck is an old ass muh fuckin non-Hawkeye, jUSt loves college football, broke ailin niggah missin and shit?!...
(Peace! More to come...)