my old Black ass been sick as fuck! Vomitin, shittin and abdominal crampin like ah muh fuckah! God damnit tah fuck!
Went to thah clinic on Monday and these muh fuckUS talkin that shit,
"For the past week at this clinic, your symptoms are about what eighty-percent of why patients are coming in. It's crazy?" Had tah wear ah "Depends" tah go tah thah appointment cause my shit was runnin out of fuckin control! I mean, shit! Literally!
Well, thah sorry ass muh fuckUS didn't write me no God damn script for thah fucked up runs!
Fuck!
No!
"It's only been a day. So, we like for whatever is in you to come out. So no "Immodium", "Pepto Bismol" or anything like that until aftah day three. But I'll write you a prescription for the nausea and vomiting..."
Thah fuck?! Now, aftah takin the prescription, thah nausea and vomitin is undah control. CaUSe an old niggah couldn't ingest anything without five minutes latah prayin intah thah "Porcelain God"! So thank Our Father for that shit! But these shits ain't no punk! Anyway....had tah sleep in ah grown up diaper since Monday because early Monday mornin when thah shits started thah shit leaked out while an old niggah was sleepin and shit! Literally! Ain't nothin like cleanin up my old ass adult runny shit in thah wee hours of thah mornin caUSe an old niggah was unable tah hold my shit! And Wifey had tah work! So my Wife was like, "Would you be willing to wear a 'Depends" when you go to sleep.
Shit, I was like, 'Can do!'! Fuck it! So, didn't sleep for the rest of the night. But show thah fuck shatted throughout! In thah mornin she left tah get those muh fuckUS. Uncomfortable as fuck! But they work! Fuck it!
So 'Day #3' thah runny shits' are still goin strong! Weight 159 lbs before thah shits started to 151 lbs today! Tomorrow...well it's mitigation time with these shits! "Immodium" TID until these shits get back tah normal! my old Black ass can only thah fuck hopes!...
(Peace! More to come...)
