The Next "James Bond 007" Is A No Brainer?

 my Wife loves fuckin 'James Bond' movies! Well...and I jUSt like 'em! Like'em enough tah watch them solid joints with Her when She decides tah watch'em and shit! Anyway...We've been goin back and forth and shit! Then we kind of binged, like ah month ago some shit, in two days Season #1 then binged two days of Season #2, of this shit titled, "The Gentlemen" on Netflix and shit!

Well we lookin at thah second season and shit! And I flat out told Her, that

Theo James lead actor (Edward) muh fuckah we lookin at should be 

"Thah next muh fuckin, 'James Bond'! He got thah look and thah Bond Swag!" Anyway...

And of course, like all Bond enthusiasts throughout these years, everybody gots their perspective vision of what thah Ultimate

"Bond" is supposed tah look and act like and shit! Othah than George Robert Lazenby and Thomas Sean Connery, my Black ass don't know what tah tell US Bond enthusiasts! Well, anyway...Then She watches 'im intently for thah entire second season episode that we were watchin and says,

"No. He ain't it! That muh fuckah ain't fuckin Bond!"

US pickin up what an old niggah layin down bout this absurd shit?! Ye, an old ailin broke ass niggah is caught up in this bullshit too! God damnit tah fuck!

But, don't give ah fuck! English, Theodore Peter James Kinnaird Taptiklis is the next Bond! Come ohn naw?! Ah muh fuckah with five fuckin names must be at least...Bond!

"James Bond."

And fuck ah whack ass Black "Bond"! I mean, shit! Like Jason Bourne and shit! Where thah fuck yo Black ass thinks yo monkey ass can blend in and shit in ah White ruled fuckin firmament?!

"Have you seen this nigger?!" Shows photograph of thah Black ass US "Cell" now living in Goa, India, like JB, to an Indian business owner.

"Oh yes! Look there. You see his bald black head not a half of a block walking? That's him!"

US Black assUS shall nevah be able tah be undercover!

Fuck!

No!

Ergo, fuck all of these Black, non-British Anglo-Saxons... sorry ass no Bond swag muh fuckUS playin Bond...

(Peace. More to come...)