And stealin public airwaves streaming is causin this shit! And US broke assUS still waitin for ah RighteoUS check! But all these elite generates makin money stealin US' shit!? How thah fuck that ill ass evil elite shit work?! Anyway...
So let US broke assUS say, US got ah lil juice in thah influencers' entertainment community!
US influencer, dependin on thah followers and likes and shit, researches some shit! Oh, this movie bombed! Don't give ah fuck why! But let me put my influencin entertainment spin on it! Write some shit down. Get with yo broke down local attorney. He's like, fuckin brilliant! But I still get 30%! Cool!
Thah sorry ass attorney makes thah call tah thah studio that owns that "Box Office" bust and says calmly,
"What if I can get you even more points on your return after all of these years? But we'd get 33% percent of the revenue when that significant jump occurs? Would you say that would be agreeable?"
These commies, they hate losin money and shit! Fuck it! Thah movie is six years old! And flatlinin like ah muh fuckah! Aftah ah monstrous budget of 166 mill! Didn't even break even at thah muh fuckin "Box Office"! Fuck it! Deal!...
(Peace. More to come...)
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