NA Beer?

 Why thee Holy fuck would US broke ass muh fuckUS waste money and propah drinkin hazy time with some fucked up 

Non-Alcoholic

Beer!

Well..that's becaUSe US broke ass muh fuckUS ain't even that sorry ass fucked up NA beer

Target-audience or fucked up demographic and shit!

CaUSe ain't no way, US broke assUS gonnah spend no fuckin fleeting broke ends on no fucked up shit

Sans alcohol!

Fuck!

No!

Beer

That's supposed tah contain

Alcohol!

I mean, shit! US are some refined beer drinkin purist muh fuckUS after all and shit!...

(Peace. More to come...)