Beer dick?
Whiskey dick?
Women, jUSt ah suggestion!
Yah want thah whiskey dick?
"Well you love beer? What's that sayin about you?!"
It says that my ol Black sorry broke ass is married!
And it says I'm ah mindful ol Black sorry broke ass muh fuckah!
That's jUSt what it says!
Beer is highly estrogenic given thah hops!
That's why these monks are allowed as much as they muh fuckin please!
When, my ol Black sorry broke ass gains ah maximum of three pounds?
I leave thah beer alone!
Have US seen thah belly protuberances of muh fuckahs that drink ah copious amount of beer?!
Ain't nothin nice!
Nothin nice at thah fuck all!
And got thah nerves tah go shirtless on thah muh fuckin beach!?
I mean shit!
I love me some beer!
But I'll be God damned tah look like that sloppy ass shit!?
But most beer drinkers,
Obviously,
Don't give ah fuck!
But I ain't one of 'em!
Fuck that nasty lookin shit!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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