Rain and Cookout Ain't Fuckin Possible!

Like my old Black ass wrote in ah previoUS blog and shit! I was goin tah barbeque today since it's thah 4th! Fuckin rainin! I'm thinkin, come oh now! Give ah niggah thirty minutes tah start thah fire and put thah ribs and brats on! I mean, shit! I 'cue indirectly! Put them shits on one side, fire and woodchips on thah othah! Cookin around 250 degrees. Brats pulled in ninety! Ribs pulled in four hours! And if I can get ah fifteen minute window aftah that? I cook thah hamburgers directly. Be done in ah quartah! Shit! Just give ah niggah ah thirty minute dry window God damnit! And ah quartah please!?...

(Peace! More to come...)