"GOP bill to fund legislative branch fails on House floor - The Hill"

 COLA!?

Ain't ah muh fuckin one of US done got 

COLA in ah decade some shit!

All thah shit's that's happenin tah 

US!!!

And them evil muh fuckahs worryin about their own God damned

Shameful sullied pockets!?

"Kill 'em all Drill Sergeant! Let God sort it out!"

God damned muh fuckin skippy!

Thah fuck's wrong with US?!...

(Peace! More to come...)