Tee was thah shit! He didn't want tah hear about yo crisis! Your baby momma drama!...None of that shit! He worked 8-5! Aftah five he turned his work phone thah fuck off! Delivery only! And. if yo broke ass didn't like his product? Then cop from anothah muh fuckah! He smoked his own product! And stood behind its effects on him!
"Tell me Hop? How ah muh fuckah gonnah tell yo ass bout some shit if that same muh fuckah don't know its effects?!"
'Shit Tee?! Kindah fucked up! I couldn't even begin tah tell yah?!'
"That's what I'm talkin bout! You, see? That's what I like about you, niggah! Because that's just true modern day sorry ass salesmanship! Don't give ah fuck! As long as yo sorry ass buys intah what I'm falsely sellin! The shit's cool! But when muh fuckahs find out what yo sorry ass falsely mis-sellin, now muh fuckUS got some valid muh fuckin complaints! And maybe even plannin about yo evil sorry ass niggardly righteous demise!"
'I can dig that shit.'...
(Peace! More to come...)
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