"NASA Reportedly Considering Rescuing Stranded Astronauts Using SpaceX Spacecraft - Futurism"

Ain't no muh fuckin outer fuckin space! 

Supersilly "Willy Wonka" evil sorry ass muh fuckahs!

Shit!

 Thee Holy fuck! So...

From thah fuck where God damnit?! 

The Michoud Assembly Facility in N'awlins?! 

Area 51in Nevada?!

One of thah many DUMBs y'all evil muh fuckahs created all in the US?!

Or from their homes with their families and shit?!...

I mean 

Shiiiought!

Don't give ah fuck!

But most fuckin definitely

Not from muh fuckin

Science fiction generated

Outer fuckin space!

Fuck! 

No!...

(Peace! More to come...)