"Biden has COVID-19 and he isn't alone....- USA Today"

 Lyin sorry ass muh fuckahs!

Kindah fuckin duplicate shit?!

US gonnah let these nasty evil elite simpletons 

Shut 

US thah fuck down

Again?!

Just before ah major 

US election?!

I mean, God damn!

Thah fuck's wrong with US?!...

(Peace! More to come...)