Modern Day Doctors Ain't Worth Shit No More!

 So my old Black sorry broke ass goes tah this specialist and shit!

The sports medicine, osteopathic or whatevah thah fuck!

Well I was told, by the chiropractor I started goin to after he took his x-rays, my two sorry ass hips are arthritic as fuck! But my right hip is more fucked up than thah left!

This muh fuckin specialist sittin back in his chair. Feet propped up on thah othah chair, that I wasn't sittin in and shit! Actin like his sorry ass done seen too many God damned patients in one day and shit! Or maybe, he jUSt has ah don't give ah fuck type of shit goin on! Anyway....

States to me in his bored fucked up manner, "Well, after doing those simple movements that I manipulated with your hip. I would say also, the ball and socket is not performing correctly. So, we can go about this in three different ways. I can refer you to physical therapy which will ease the pain? I can start a regimen of pain meds? But ultimately, you're going to have to have hip surgery. But we need to take our own x-rays so that we can have them on file. So, what is your decision of the three?"

'Well can we start with x-rays then I will make that decision?'

"Good. I'll set that up. And Raina will be in with the paperwork. You take it downstairs to the first floor where the x-rays will be performed. And we'll reach out to you in about a day of so."

'Okay.'

He goes out of the examination room. I take off the paper shorts they gave me so he could do these motor function manipulation tests. Put on my regular clothes and wait.

Raina comes in. Hands me the paperwork. Escorts me out of the business side and into the familiar waiting room and shit! 

"Now when you go down to the first floor. Get off of the elevator. Make a left and the x-ray department will be clearly marked. Can't miss it. And hand them those forms that we provided you with."

'Okay. Thank you.'

Get into the elevator. Get to the first floor and shit. And head straight out thah muh fuckin main door. Got into my vehicle! And went thah fuck home! 

Fuck it!...

(Peace! More to come...)