Conjured, To Ensure Injured US Families' Dark evil Spell! Oh, It's Fucking US Spelling!

 It doesn't take much tah depress thah clutch!

Smoothly

Without

Shaking

The US 

RighteoUS

Family!

Family,

Being an evil sorry ass muh fuckin

Diagnosis of:

US's

UbiquitoUS

US

Maladies!...

(Peace! More to come...)