Thursday, March 9, 2023

Uh! Yeah!

 Now yah didn't hear it from me!

But!

I remembah back in thah day on Peds ICU North and South as ah Unit Secretary ah muh fuckin Respiratory Therapist of some twenty years tellin me,

"Meredith! If you ever get stopped after drinking! Remember? Start hyperventilating! But don't let the officer see you do it! Alcohol builds up in the lungs! Start expelling those gases as much as possible! I should have went to jail! But I didn't!...Times two!..." ...

(Peace! More to come...)

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