Wednesday, March 1, 2023

A Pincushion!? And I Still Ain't Heard Shit About Muh Fuckin Prayer!

 I was talkin tah this patient today like I always do, talk to patients organically!

I absolutely love talkin tah various people! While I'm at work!

Let's not get that confused with my real life!

I mean a niggah got family, bills...yah know!?

Niggah gottah work! So fuck it! Anyway...

Well, I found out she's ah missionary/pastor!

"I've been all ovah this world Meredith! And I'm still healthy at sixty-six years old! I'm getting ready to go to Pakistan for six months. It'll be my second time going over there. But let me tell you something, all the rats! Jesus! Running around like pets?..."

'And you're going back over there?! You way better than me! I'd be done!'

"Well! I don't have a choice! The Lord is sending me there. Just like all of the other times I've went to different parts of this world. I go where he tells me where I am needed. Where was I? Oh, the reason why I bring this up in our conversation is this. Since I've been to so many different countries spreading the word. People ask me all the time: What is the best advice you can give to me going to these different countries? Shoot! I tell them. Get every vaccination you can possibly get! Over the past five years I've had over seventy vaccinations for various things depending on the country I was going to spread the word. Got so many I felt like a pincushion! But look at me at my age!? Never get sick! No high blood pressure. No diabetes. Mobile...Yes, get every vaccination you can possibly get! That's my best advice I give to any and everybody!"

'Over seventy?'

'Yes! I speak truths!'

'I hear you!'

But fuck all that muh fuckin shit!

Yo sorry ol Black sorry ass playin 'Russian Roulette'!

I'll jUSt stay my ol Black broke sorry ass stateside and jUSt fuckin simply

Pray!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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