Love Me Some Beer! But Fuck These Prices! Muh FuckUS Are Broke!

 I absolutely love beer!

But this niggah got his limits!

Almost nine bucks for ah six pack of Yuengling?!

Almost eight bucks for ah six pack of Bud, Coors, MGD...

Those are imported beer prices muh fuckahs?!

Now yah got imports actin thah fuck up with this inflated beer pricing scheisse!

So...

I'll take my happy ol Black broke sorry ass tah 'Aldi'!

4 pack tallboys of Wernesgruner, six pack of Monterrey,

Brens Lager, Holland Lager 1839...still thah same muh fuckin prices!?

All them shits tasty as fuck and way underpriced on the real for thah quality US receives!

Shiiiought!

'Aldi'! 

Thanks for lookin out for US broke ass beer drinkers!

Be seein you on ah regulah from now on!

CaUSe, that's what's up with bein jUSt broke ass

US!...

(Peace! More to come...)