"Is It Safe"!? Always!

 Remembah that shit with pastor eddie long?

Yeah, muh fuckahs, that was that no count niggah's name!

Long in what?!

Well, you would have to ask his many innocent boy accusers!

"I can still smell his cologne when he was doing things to me!"

Uhm!

And I can undahstand!

Back in thah day, all thah rave was ;

"Polo by Ralph Lauren"!

I was playin "Pac-Man" at an arcade one time way back in thah day! I smelled some shit that was loud as fuck! I had tah ask myself, "Is that Polo!?" Didn't have the distinct scents! Wasn't clean! If that makes any sense? Muddied! Like horrible coffee? I guess it's coffee?! But damn! 

That's how this shit was, tryin tah smell like the original but not measurin up!

Subsequently, I found out about the newest rave, "Faux Designer Colognes"! 

Then I fuckin knew! 

I wasn't that fucked up!...

(Peace! More to come...)