The Refinement of Pickle Juice

 I absolutely fuckin love drinkin 

Pickle juice!

Do you undahstand!?

Shiiiought!

That shit is mouth waterin delicious tah me!

Sip that shit like muh fuckahs' sip on thah finest

Wines!

Uhm!

Now just like 

Wine, beer and spirits

Are all not thah same!

So, too thine beloved

Pickle juice!

Hell naw!

Give me some

"Claussen" pickle juice?!

I'll sip on that shit all fucking

Day!

Thah othah shit I'll drink!

But shiiiought!

What's ah niggah tah do!?

Just like alcohol!

Yah just can't pour thah shit out!...

(Peace! More to come...)