Hush Money

 Their sorry lazy, filthy, no count, mothah fuckin...asses can

Quell the muh fuckin 

Naysayers! 

That's fo damn sho!

"Fuck the government! Those pedophilic Luciferian mothah fuckahs!"

(Ring)

(Hit answer)

"Hello?"

"Mister Black?"

"Yes."

"We would like to thank you for your true Americanism. But we're going to have to ask for your true Americanism! You have to cease and desist speaking about Our fine Federal Government in such a negative capacity."

"I'm a proud American damnit! I'm not going to stop speaking the truth on this God's green earth!"

"We'll make you tax exempt for the next six years. And send you a check for thirty-three thousand dollars for overpayment of federal taxes!"

"Y'all do direct deposit?"

"Yes. Mister Black."

"Then that'll be agreeable! But when should I expect my money?"

"Tomorrow Mister Black."

"Tomorow?! But today's Sunday!?"

"We do our best work on Sunday Mister Black! 

Our best work!"...

(Peace! More to come...)