"Frito Lay - Doritos Nacho Cheese v Tostitos Hint of Con Queso Bite Size Rounds"

Marketin is ah muh fuckah ain't it!?

Different shape!

With just ah lil more hint of spice!? 

Yah can't fool ah muh fuckin

Recoverin foolah!

Nor ah junk-food junkie!

And yah sho nuff can't fool ah 

Recoverin fuckin lifelong 

Liah!...

(Peace! More to come...)