Sunday, November 12, 2023

Make My Ass DNR! Please?!

 I've been suggestin tah my wife,

'When my ol Black ass dies don't be spendin a lot on no muh fuckin funeral! You know me? Just put ah niggah in thah muh fuckin ground and shit! 

Be done with this shit!'

"But what about me?!"

'You! You're goin tah be fine Sonshine!

 Lovely wife of mine!'

She ain't nevah listened tah my ol Black sorry broke ass! So even in death her ass gonnah be like, 

"I'm sorry niggah ah muh fuckah that loves yah gots tah do thah right thing! God damnit!"

'I undahstand! But all We gots tah do Geeg is tah put ah tired dead ass niggah in thah muh fuckin ground! And say,

Amen!'...

(Peace!)

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