Turning Into What US Are Ingesting!

 I watch cookin shows and shit!

Fuck it! I like tah muh fuckin cook! Anyway....

I'm watchin this shit on one of thah food shows and them muh fuckahs talkin bout thah best barbecue and shit!

Okay! CaUSe this niggah loves him some muh fuckin 

Swine!

Well them muh fuckahs started out with this muh fuckah from Baton Rouge, Louisiana and shit! A joint called, 

"City Pork Brasserie & Bar"! Thah muh fuckah looks like ah muh fuckin sorry ass 

Pig!

Then they showed this shit about this restaurant called,

"Fox Bros. Bar-B-Q"!

Them twin muh fuckahs lookin like

Pigs!...

God damn!

I would deduce!

US are!

What US's sorry broke ass muh fuckin

Eats!

And

Fucking 

Deplorable

Cannibalism!

All thah muh fuckin 

Same!...

(Peace!)