Wednesday, August 7, 2024

"Starliner Crew May Not Return Until 2025"?! NASA Is A Fucking US Fraud!

 Thee Holy fuck that's some funny ass absurd shit!

Just look at thah shit!? It just came on thah muh fuckin national 'news' and shit!

Thah sorry ass evil bitch in front of thah camera with this long kindah curly hair stickin straight up in thah "zero gravity' environment, all ovah thah place! Like them two sorry ass evil minion muh fuckahs are really in 'Outer' space and shit! She does this backward spin in 'mid-space' but thah hair nevah thah fuck changes and shit?!

I'm lookin at thah muh fuckin evil bastard dude and was like,

What? That muh fuckah's wearin "Brylcreem" some shit!?

I mean, shit!

NASA is thah biggest fuckin fake shit

Evah!

But them NASA muh fuckahs bringin in ovah 25 billion of US's hard earned  taxpayers dollahs with that

Fake sorry ass muh fuckin absurd shit of ah brilliant

US Federal government's

Con!

God damn!

Thee Holy fuck!

Still laughin about that stupid shit!

What thah Holy fuck done happened tah

US?!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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