So I'm watchin thah 100m women's sprint final!
These two Jamaicans kickin ass 1-2, in lane 4-5!
Then all of thah muh fuckin sudden down at thah bottom of thah screen,
'Thah fuck!'
Ol Richardson's sorry muh fuckin ass in lane 9!
The two Jamaicans crossed thah finish line thinkin that they came in 1-2!
But thah Jamaican woman in lane 4 aftah crossin ovah thah finish line ah half stride,
Somethin must've caught her right peripheral and just imperceptibly gestured,
"Damn! Where'd that muh fuckah come from?!"
And thah othah Sistahs sprintin jUSt tryin not tah get beat by thah lonely White sprinter!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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