Monday, August 7, 2023

"Ten Binge-Worthy Foods People Said They'd Eat Everyday - MSN"

 And who thah Holy fuck were those muh fuckin sorry ass people!?

Clicked on thah shit for shits and giggles!

And just got thah muh fuckin shits!

How thee Holy fuck

Pizza

Ain't on that muh fuckah!?

And I have intolerance for cheese!

But every once in a while! I'll pop ah 20 mg Hydroxyzine two hours before eatin that delicioUS shit!

And every six hours after so I won't start gettin any purplish-bluish ugly ass spots on my body!

"Well just don't eat it anymore?"

Don't eat pizza ever again!? Shiiiought! Fuck that noise!

But God damn! 

You were one of those muh fuckin people that said that shit, weren't you!?

And yo sorry muh fuckin ass and thah othahs had thah nerves tah leave out muh fuckin delicous

Pizza!?...

(Peace! More to come...)

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