my Wife lets my ol Black sorry broke ass wants tah do!
She lookin at thah fifth beer bein poured!
She jUSt looks at my sorry broke ol Black sorry muh fuckin ass!
And I love her for that shit!
I was pretesting ah patient last week!
He kind of went off on his wife and shit! I'm like? God damn!?
Well, I get him back in thah pretest room, we start chitchattin!
He's from Chicago! Married to thah whitest White muh fuckah you could evah imagine! And he's ah dark skinned niggah! Anyway...
I ask thah standard questions, "Do you have High Blood Pressure or Diabetes?!" "When is the last time you have seen your PCP or your Primary Care Physician?" "Any hospitalizations where they kept you overnight?" " Are you taking any medications, prescribed or otherwise?!..."
Well I asked him about thah medication!
He said, "Yeah Bro! I'm sorry? I realize it now. I kind of went off on my wife about some unnecessary bullshit! I'm going to have to apologize for that shit! And I apologize to you too!?"
'For what?! Believe me I understand! '
"Right on! Well the only medication I'm taking..." he flashed his 21mg nicotine patch located on his upper right Tricep.
'Believe me? I understand!'
"Right on! But I'm gonnah have tah apologize to my wife too! I was kind of tweakin!"
'Believe me! I understand!"...
(Peace! More to come...)
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