Muh fuckah talkin bout 'she's' ah muh fuckin forty fuckin years old virgin!? And she's ah biological dude!
So that means that muh fuckah ain't evah sucked ah dick or licked ah pussy!? Ain't evah been fucked in thah created pussy but has been fucked in thah ass?! Thah fuck! Anyway!...
Remembah A.C. Green of the Los Angeles Lakers talkin that bullshit that he and his fiance were muh fuckin virgins back in thah day!? Then we found out they made some type of pact with themselves tah not fuck again until they were married?! Stupid ass silly muh fuckin shit! Anyway!...
Yeah! And I'm ah fifty-seven years old married and father virgin!
"That's absurd! You're married. You have a child."
Well, we never have consummated thah muh fuckin marriage!
My child, well, she was adopted!
"Are you serious?"
Fuck
No!
But yah see how easy it is tah muh fuckin lie tah muh fuckahs!
Forty fuckin years old and ain't fucked, licked or sucked nobody else!?
Shit!
Even priests fuckin nuns and othah priests and shit!
Get thah fuck out of here with that absurd fuckin foolishness!
Who thah Holy fuck you think you fuckin foolin?!
CaUSe I'm an ex-hardcore recovering foolin muh fuckah!
Muh fuckah!
God damnit!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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