Sunday, July 30, 2023

Science? Ain't Shit! II

 "By 2030,

 According to my lifelong research and numeroUS of studies, I have concluded:

 All thah evil elite will have been murdered by US

 Meek!"

Shit!

Does that shit make me ah muh fuckin scientist?!

It does?!

Shit evil muh fuckahs!

Can ah niggah at least get his muh fuckin student loans paid off from jUSt this one truthful statement! I mean shit!? Ain't too much tah science! Y'all evil muh fuckahs tell US what tah fuckin discover and what tah say! I mean truly, 'Butler University"?! Fuck 'em! Here's what I want from you sanctioning debtors' prisons evil muh fuckahs! 

"If any US citizen would like their US student criminally backed loans expunged?! Understand this! You will no longer have college credits or a college degree!?" 

(Giggling) And?! Muh fuckah! Thah fuck wrong with them!? Anyway....

But God damnit! There's 

Ah hell of ah lot of repetition!

And ah whole hell of ah muh fuckin lot of sorry ass

Plagiarism!

Thee Holy fuck is ah niggah missin?!

Oh, shit!

Where's my checks you evil sorry ass muh fuckin Fed

Cloned bastards!

If what I have been muh fuckin laborioUSly researchin tah be deemed thah fucking

Truth!?

Oh!...

My bad! Cause y'all didn't tell ah niggah tah write some shit?!

Copy that!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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