Hammers: Are Always Teaching!

Our Home has one at every entry/exit way!

Got one near each one of our spots beside thah bed!

Shiiiought!

Countin in my head, we got at least nine lyin round this muh fuckah! Just waitin for an unrighteoUS muh fuckah tah cross this righteoUS threshold! And Our Father sent yo sorry ill ass here for whatevah thah fuck thah reason saving ass tah thah right muh fuckin address!

Muh fuckahs talkin that ill shit about some lead out of ah muh fuckin 

Pistol!

I'm tellin yah Sonshines! Get grazed with ah muh fuckin hammer?!

Then start thinkin about thah damage of that shit if that shit hit

Flush!?

Then tell ah niggah about it?!

I mean rear back and throw that shit at ah muh fuckin stupid sorry ass home invader?!

Still gonnah do some major damage!

If not?!

Shit! Yah got somethin more dire for 'em!

Shit! Hammers are all right!

I mean we still got US's armaments! 

But shit! If we evah get ah chance tah use those peens!?

I mean without shootin ah muh fuckah bein ignorant breakin intah ah muh fuckah's home and shit?! I mean we'd rathah teach thah stupid muh fuckahs ah painful valuable lesson!

Without killin ah muh fuckah!?

But shit stupid home invadah playahs, we goin tah do some major damages with those muh fuckin appendages! But shit! At least yo muh fuckin stupid ass will witness anothah day!? Plus! Without pain in thah choices of Humans' vile ass stupidity! 

There are no 

Over-Standings of 

Consequence!...

(Peace! More to come....)