Them evil muh fuckahs always comin up with somethin muh fuckin
"New"!?
I call bullshit on this ill ass muh fuckin shit!
Like investors bankrollin their company's shit!
If yah ain't gonnah show an increase in my muh fuckin money, then my rich elite sorry ass gots tah keep my muh fuckin money and fuck this company!
That fuckin simple God damnit!
So what do thah companies' do?!
They start fuckin with numbahs and shit tah show some type of upward movement in thah market!
Crisis staved off!
Now let's take science!
Them muh fuckahs bankrolled by thah fed through military contracts and shit!
R&D is thah muh fuckin truth of corporate welfare! Anyway...
So what do those scientists do?!
Make up words and shit that not even thah bankrollin muh fuckahs can undahstand and shit! "It's going to revolutionize..." whatevah muh fuckin shit! You know, jUSt tah keep gettin muh fuckin paid! Like NASA! CaUSe that's thah name of this evil oriented hundreds of billions dollar ah fuckin year white collar muh fuckin abhorrent crime ring! Keep US's dollahs flowin tah them evil ass muh fuckahs! Anyway...
"The earth will be sucked into the sun in one billion years!"
Uhm!
Yah see?!
Crisis staved thah fuck supersilly muh fuckin
Off!
Again!?...
(Peace! More to come...)
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