TexAss Governor - Greg Abbott! And Fuck TexAss!

Have US evah met muh fuckahs that were born and raised in Texas? Them ill muh fuckahs act like Brits and shit with that muh fuckin arrogance! 

"I love TexAss!"

Then why thah fuck is yo TexAss lovin ass in Indianapolis muh fuckUS! And my sorry ol Black broke muh fuckin ass ain't evah busted ah move tah anothah state tah live for muh fuckin shit!

Thah fuck this ol Black sorry muh fuckin broke ass missin?! 

And, why are all Governors ugly as fuck!? Oh, shit! That's right! They're evil elite muh fuckin sorry ass minions! Anyway...

They sent thirteen more buses tah Los Angeles filled with migrants!? Thirteen is what the press caught them muh fuckahs sendin! Probably close tah sixty-six!

Now I sho thah fuck ain't mad at ol sorry ugly Abbott!

But...

Do y'all know they call this muh fuckah 

President of The Republic of Texas?!

Oh, it gets bettah!

And in TexASS, it is courtesy tah call the muh fuckah

His Excellency!!!???

In this muh fuckin

US!?

Yeah! Give that muh fuckin state back tah muh fuckin

Mexico!

And they don't evah have tah bus one more muh fuckin migrant any place fuckin else, in this US cause them muh fuckahs would already be home!

Fuck yes, let them backwards muh fuckahs secede from US! Cause, they ain't evah did ah God damned thing for US nor want tah be a part of US! Them non-fed and non-US states backed muh fuckahs be overtaken within six muh fuckin months by foreign interests! Shit a lot of those foreign interests muh fuckahs ovah half-way tah that goal and shit in that bitch! 

Shit! Texans, now, beatin on thah muh fuckin US's border wall talkin that shit, "But I am an American!" 

Fuck no!

Yo sorry ass chose tah stay ah muh fuckin sorry ass, bout tah be fucked hard, 

"Texan"!

Fuck 'em!...

(Peace! More to come...)