Cell phones are cumbersome as fuck!
Muh fuckahs wannah carryin thah ill shaped muh fuckah on their hip and shit, in ah muh fuckin holster!?
Them constant EMFs tearin that hip joint up! Be walkin with ah limp within three years! Still wonderin what thah fuckin problem is? And thah doctah ain't gonnah tell yo ass shit because...that muh fuckah can't tell yo ass shit! They can't tell yo sorry ass tah take that stupid ass cell phone off yo muh fuckin hip and problem solved!? The same company that owns that hospital who employs yo muh fuckin broke ass doctah, is thah same muh fuckin company that are big share interests holders in the cellphone industry! Anyway.....
Can't stand them shits! Then muh fuckahs got like an
Eight inch flat ass dick they carryin around their person all thah God damned time!
Then them muh fuckahs accidentally leave that muh fuckah someplace?
Talkin bout panicked stricken muh fuckUS?!
God damn niggah!
Thah fuck on that phone
Cool?!....
(Peace! More to come...)
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