Do you know how much I can't stand ah muh fuckin fly, ah muh fuckin gnat and ah muh fuckin mosquito!?
My wife thinks I'm crazy and shit!
If you have evah tried tah go tah sleep with eithah one of those muh fuckahs flyin thah fuck around, them muh fuckahs will fuck with US broke assUS! Now, yah put thah ceiling fan or ah fan flowin period, them muh fuckahs stay away from yo broke ass! That turbulent air fucks with their flyin shit! Just ah broke ass hack! Anyway...
I catch one of those muh fuckahs in thah house!? Shit!
Game on you muh fuckin sorry ass flyin insects!
All that outdoors muh fuckahs!?
And US gots tah play this muh fuckin tired ass game?!
Shit! Okay!
But I will find thee!
And smote every one of thee in thine colony with this fucked up Human/Insect/Animal
Breach of
Living
Known
Contractual
Law!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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