Tuesday, September 26, 2023

The Absurdity of US II

 But what tears me ah new one with my ol Black sorry broke muh fuckin ass, about missin appointments, is this!

It ain't my shit!

You made thah muh fuckin appointment!

You reached out in need!

You can't see worth ah muh fuckin damn!...

You are ah grown ass muh fuckin person!

I mean shit!

I ain't evah heard of ah muh fuckin possible employer callin ah muh fuckah with reminders with that automated fucked up voice, 

"Just calling as a reminder of your interview with ..." 

No! Eithah yah non-employed ass shows up or fuckin not!? If, fuckin not?! We won't schedule you again! Next (I'm hearin Elaine's voice in 'Seinfeld' scoffing at thah muh fuckin 'Soup Nazi')!....

(Peace! More to come...)

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