"Daniel Masterson" So, Dan (Mastery of defense)-I-El (God) Peter (Dick) Master's-Son!? Thee Holy Fuck!

 He got convicted of rape times two!

And I'll be God damned!

His middle name is

Peter!?

US can't make this Hollywood bull-absurd-muh-fuckin-shit up my

Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!

Ain't no muh fuckin way!

God damn!...

(Peace! More to come...)