Wednesday, July 5, 2023

"The Earth Is Flat - Lauren Weintraub"

 I talked tah this patient that believes thah shit is fuckin round!

Like Weintraub's skepticism!

But shit, it's ah beautiful muh fuckin song! Anyway...

I, of course, believe thah shit is fuckin Flat as fuck!

I asked thah muh fuckah how he knew?

"Well, my Father was a pilot. They took these trips to check out the planes when I was younger. And we were up thirty-nine thousand feet! I was in the jump-seat looking out! And I saw it man! I saw thah earth curving!"

'Seriously?'

"Yeah man I was twelve years old! Remember it like it was yesterday?"

Uhm

'Well, heck!? Speak on it?!'

"What?"

'Sorry? Tell me about this wondroUS event at thah age of three?'

"What? No? I was twelve!"

'Sorry? But please share?'...

(Peace! More to come...)

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