How in thah Holy fuck if this shit is so vast!? Thah fuck these muh fuckin kingdoms receive written messages in less than shit, six months and shit, back in thah day!?
I mean it took Abebe Bikila less than three hours tah go twenty-six point two miles in bare feet runnin! But yo sorry broke ass can't do that shit for twenty-four hours straight with thah same muh fuckin pace?!
How long is it gonnah take yo muh fuckin ass tah take that message shit five hundred fuckin miles or more on horseback, runnin or walking that major trek?!...
See these movies puttin ah stamp on waxed embossed family crests on ah muh fuckin message to be delivered by thah muh fuckin frail messenger!?
How long is it gonnah take tah reach it's destination?
If evah!?
Shit I'd murdah that muh fuckin messenger in route! Then thah next! Then thah next!...
Thah fuck muh fuckah!
Taxes overdue?!
I haven't received ah muh fuckin God damned thing your highness!
And that's Our Father's Truth!
I don't know what thee Holy fuck,
Your kingly ass talkin bout!?
But shit!
I sho nuff do!
CaUSe yah send anothah one of those sorry ass muh fuckahs?!
Shit!
Them sorry ass muh fuckahs will be murdered
Too!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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