"Morning After Pill Vending Machines Gain Popularity On College Campuses."

 Thah muh fuckin headlines be havin my ol Black sorry broke muh fuckin ass screamin!

my Wife, askin from anothah part of thah house,

"Love?! Are you alright?!"

'Yeah! Sorry!?'

These young muh fuckin informed muh fuckahs sayin,

"Fuck birth control! Fuck ah muh fuckin rubber! Fuck that suckin dick! Fuck that lickin pussy! And most definitely fuck that abstainin absurd muh fuckin shit!"...

(Peace! More to come...)