The US FED Set-Up!

 Them evil FED elite minions fizzled

Milton!

"Well, why would they do that old mother fucker! That's just fucking even dumb to be writing!"

I mean, shit!

I undahstand! But check it?

US knows their evil nasty asses are about opposites and shit!

So I must look at that old Children's story of

"The Boy Who Cried Wolf"!

Same fuckin thing but with ah muh fuckin modern evil spin on some dastardly shit!

Well, them FED degenerates (And that's what President Putin calls these sorry ass evil Commie FED political muh fuckahs! And an old niggah agrees!), gives all these news stories from every network, talkin bout ah Hurricane Milton that will be devastating! Uhh...thah shit didn't go down like y'all sorry ass muh fuckahs said it was catastrophically goin tah go down! Where, "Here in lies the rub!" and shit!

Aftah doin that shit tah US! US muh fuckUS be like

"Fuck that shit! We're riding it out! At home!" on subsequent evacuation warnings and shit! Now, these FED fucked-up evil muh fuckahs done played that ass! 

Them evil FED degenerates fire that HAARP shit up once again, for thah 23rd hurricane of thah muh fuckin season! Hurricane William!

Give thah muh fuckin alerts! Oh, every one of those sorry ass broke muh fuckahs goin tah ride thah shit out! Stayin home and shit! Just like we evil muh fuckahs' had planned! Excellent!

Now!

That CAT 5 stays at

CAT 5 when it makes fuckin landfall!

I mean, shit!

Sorry for US's fucked-up luck!

And US broke assUS are now, stuck like chuck!

While thah FED evil decimation of states and it's peoples' in

US!

Shall be successfuly, evilly...

Done!

Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come...)