UnNatural Surfaces, Create UnNatural Number of American Football Injuries

 I don't give ah fuck about anothah sport!

I'm talkin about American Football and shit!

"Why are we seeing so many injuries?"!

I tell US, "Why"!

American Football was made to be 

Played outdoors!

On natural surfaces!

No mattah thah weathah,  potential fan base or money involved!

How thah fuck do US not witness, muh fuckUS on thah D-line and O-Line clockin ah 5.0 forty and shit?!

Put that big ass on natural grass!

Now 

US's

Talkin!

InnumeroUS American Football injuries

Diminished!...

(Peace! More to come...)