"Britney Spears Exits Chateau Marmont After Ambulance Called To Hotel - ET"

Kindah fuckin shit!

If US undahstand about thah muh fuckin Chateau in question!? Shit!

 God damn!

Them evil elite muh fuckahs were sexually abusin thah Holy fuck out of that young lady in that nasty ass muh fuckah!...

(Peace! More to come...)