"Diddy Is Reportedly 'Incensed' About The Cassie Abuse Video As It 'Doesn't Tell The Full Story' - Blast"

Bro!!!??? 

Thee Holy fuck!

Thah headline almost made me shit my drawls,

CaUSe my old Black sorry broke ass started laughin so hard!

I was holdin off goin tah take ah shit too! 

But my old shit sphincter stood true and held that shit!

Until my Black ass could stop laughin,

And finally decided tah cop ah propah squat!

Still laughin at that ill ass absurd muh fuckin shit!

Kindah fuckin shit?!

Niggahs?!...

(Peace! More to come...)