How Thah Fuck Do US Jewish Delis Get Away With These Carb Loaded Bagels and Shit?!

 These evil elite propagandists' minions will talk about white bread, pasta and shit ad nauseaum!

But nevah say shit!

About ah 

Carb Loaded bagel with 58 to 70 grams of thah shit!

With ah lonely 1 to 3 net fibers, 600 mg of sodium... in those diabetic, high blood pressure... Unhealthy muh fuckin shits!? Add lox, 3.5 oz, at 1700mg of sodium. Cream cheese 2oz runnin at around 170-200mg....

What thee Holy fuck!

And

Don't none of those US dieticians, doctors, health officials... talk about thah unhealthy muh fuckin Jewish Deli muh fuckin sorry ass bagels!

And US ain't even gonnah get intah Pastrami, corned beef, Latkes, Matzo Ball Soup (ah muh fuckin whoppin 2570mg of sodium....

Kindah fuckin shit!?...

(Peace! More to come...)