"Sperm Counts have been declining for decades. Are microplastics partly to blame? - Yahoo Health"

 Decades?!

Microplastics?!

Kindah fuckin shit!

No sorry ass evil elite propagandists' minions!

Decades my muh fuckin broke Black sorry ass!

Since 2020 evil muh fuckahs!

And thah shit show in thah fuck ain't becaUSe of no God damn muh fuckin sorry ass

Microplastics!!!

Kindah fuckin shit?!

Naw supersilly evil minions it

Starts with

"V" and ends in

Death!...

(Peace! More to come...)