Give Freely US's Simple Pieces of Candy

 Do US undahstand how US loves thah shit!?

I mean shit! US gives ah muh fuckah ah piece or ah whole bag of confection?!

US undahstands and appreciates its

Sweet 

DelicioUS

Rich

US

History!

And for 

Gratis?!

US already knows!

Thah muh fuckin shit makes

US 

Smile!

RighteoUSly

So!...

(Peace! More to come...)